Boycott Love

Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

I don't listen to anyone sweetheart

morgane / mɔʁ.ɡan / noun: 1. intj. bisexual. only cares about fictional characters and band members. looks like expired yogurt. likes talking about literature, history, and mythology. makes awful themes and graphics. 2. likes incestuous and codependent siblings from the 16th century, demigods with golden hair and boys who will follow them in death and at the end of the world, friends who talked of revolution, queer zombies, murderous classics students, and wolves that will come again.
synonims: queen of the universe, bran stark enthusiast, internet addict, the borgias fanatic.
origin: italian, 1997.

tv shows
  • the borgias
  • community
  • parks and recreation
  • in the flesh
  • game of thrones
movies
  • the fall
  • the dreamers
  • marvel movies
  • in the flesh
  • game of thrones
books
  • the song of achilles
  • les misérables
  • the secret history
  • no. 6
  • harry potter
  • the lord of the rings
bands
  • panic! at the disco
  • arctic monkeys
  • fall out boy
  • twenty one pilots
  • the neighbourhood
  • mcr
  • bastille

Askbox & FAQ

How old are you / where are you from / etc?

Check my about me page

What does your url mean?

BabeRoe is the ship name for Babe Heffron and Eugene Roe, characters from HBO's Band of Brothers.

Can you release your current theme?

I will release it when I'm done using it, please be patient.

I have a question regarding your themes?

I'm not helping with theme customization. Please, stop asking me how to change the things you don't like in my theme. Remember that as I learned html and css all by myself you can do it as well, and google is your friend.
If something's not working or if the theme has a bug, don't hesitate to contact me off anon and I'll gladly help you.

Where did you download ...?

I download almost everything with uTorrent. For tv shows, movies and programs I use kickass torrent and thepiratebay. For music, I use mp3boo and mp3crack. If you need a download link, ask off anon!